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Original poster: ldybastet
My dear Muggles,
I am aware of the fact that the last book that person has written is going to be published in only a few weeks' time, but that does not give you an excuse to stop writing about me or to stop making art with my most gorgeous self! I am getting worried that I am getting forgotten out here in Azkaban!
I shall give you a chance to make up for the lack of proper worship offerings, during the coming week, but I will be very disappointed with you if you don't do better. You do not want me to be disappointed. Thank Salazar that the Muggles who have contributed to this week's edition of my letter are so good adequate.
And speaking of adequate, my duel against Severus is going very well indeed. I am confident that my team will win the
sl_duel. Ah, the sweet taste of victory!
Yours,
Original poster: ldybastet
Muggles!
Due to extreme laziness of my so called secretaries who tried to avoid the Crucio apologise and use exams and work as their pathetically inadequate excuses, this edition of
lucius_recs is long and tedious. My most profound hexes regrets to our readers.
Unfortunately I must find out only too late, that a Muggle pretends to know I am abusive to my beloved son, based on the information from WB's fan-videos. If I had known, I would have used the delusional creature as target practice already. Muggles...
The tasteless Warner Bastards posted masks, previously belonging to one Hannibal Lecter (Muggle, however with a brilliant attitude towards those.)
Also a certain and most irritating Muggle variant, the Spoiler-Troll, has reared its ugly head. To avoid that, and especially not to be worn out by performing the Avada Kedavra,
severus_lucius,
lucius_recs,
lucius_muggles and
sl_duel, which all have moderated membership, will go into moderated comments mode around 1st July, or if the trolls are becoming more active, earlier.
Speaking of
sl_duel, I think we could all use a little lighter mood there, so I shall challenge Severus' Muggle-team for a round of limericks.
Yours,
Original poster: lysa1
Not pretty, but there. Courtesy of
ootpmoviepics. Nicked from Warner Bastards' revamped HP site...
( Really Warner... fire that designer! Too much playing with PS! )
Original poster: ldybastet
My dear Muggle admirers,
The duel between myself and Severus Snape is proceeding in an orderly manner. I am quite pleased with my Muggles and their efforts. They have provided me with few hours of most welcome distraction from the slightly boring state of my prisonlife. Keep up the good work, Muggles, and I shall win this duel! We have already wiped the confident smirk off Severus' face, showing him that he does not stand a chance in hell to win.
You all are watching the proceedings at
sl_duel, aren't you?
Yours,
Original poster: lysa1
So, the duel between myself and my dear lover friend, Severus, has begun. Last week I issued the first challenge: to write something flattering about Severus' nose. This week, Severus has demanded both his and my Muggles write something about me in connection with fairy tales. I have no idea why he picked such a ludicruous challenge! Be that as it may, I expect to see you all there to cheer my team on to victory.
I'll remind you it will be possible to vote for the best entry which is, of course, by one of my Muggles.
Yours,
Original poster: lysa1
Link to
isaacsdaily's post here
Pic courtesy of
ootpmoviepics
Allow this secretary to go OMG!!!!
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Original poster: ldybastet
I am sorry to say that my good friend Severus Snape has not come to his senses yet, so I felt it necessary to challenge him to a duel. If he is so intent on arguing with me, I shall give him a good fight! Of course, I cannot do so in person, since I am still somewhat tied up with business here in the North Sea. Instead, I have recruited four of the best Muggle admirers I could blackmail into participating find. They are all happy to participate in this duel consisting of several challenges. You are all welcome to watch the ongoing battle at
sl_duel. You are even encouraged to do so, my friends, because you will get a chance to let Severus and me know which Muggle posted the best work.
So, do participate as well, and defend my honour and help my Muggle team (
iamisaac,
foudebassan,
tinamuggi, and
ejab62) win this duel for me.
As a contrast to this, the Masterlist for the Severus/Lucius Romance Fest has been posted. Love and war, hm? I hope the making-up sex will be good!
Yours,
Original poster: lysa1
Maybe it will be easier for you all if I just try to cast a killing curse on myself (I might even prefer that to waiting for That Woman to do it in her abysmal seventh book)? I am so bored I might even take up the glove my friend Severus had the indecency to cast before me and challenge him to a duel, just to have something to do, since my preferred source of literature is drying, now barely resembling a trickle.
What do you say, Muggles? Any of you ready to defend my honour by pen, wand or any other material suitable for the task?
Yours,
Original poster: ldybastet
My dear Severus made me think back on our school-days. It seems the former Potions master is certain I need a lesson. Well, then I suppose it is up to him to give it to me. That might be interesting. Hopefully he brings a cane.
And you, my faithful Muggles... Perhaps some of you are interested in describing such a delightful event to me? Detention with the Potions master... If I wasn't happily married, I would probably indulge. Or maybe you can muse over what horrors Azkaban my North Sea residence holds? Of course I crave a satisfying release - in any which way the word can be interpreted.
This life is too short for sourly Professors...
I am, however, distracted by the fair amount of worship-work made for me this week.
Yours,
Original poster: lysa1
Ah, Muggles!
This week I bask in the love and adoration you all hold for me. Fortunately I can say it is not reciprocated, although I am almost flattered.
Also my friend, Severus Snape, continuously states that he might play a larger role than I in the tale told by Ms Rowling. Perhaps he needs to be corrected? Presumably he is envious because no one has yet cared to produce any heavily charmed Muggle photographs of the old man who portrays him in the Muggle fan-videos.
Yours,
Original poster: lysa1
Muggles, I suppose you are not utterly ignorant, but if there should be one or two of you who hasn't yet worshipped me properly when the so called promotion picture was published, it is here.
If it had been a decent photographer, it would of course have been moving, but you will just have to wait until the fan-video comes out, won't you?
Also the nice Muggle (if such a thing exists) is speaking about the fan-video here. Perhaps he needs an Imperius or two, to me he appears quite a bit less than respectful to my person.
More interesting is it that a month of proper and well-mannered worship has just begun.
severus_lucius Romance Fest has posted the first delightful tales about my person and a certain annoying Professor.
Said Professor insists my person might benefit from my stay at my North Sea residence. The man must be mad. Hopefully a month's worth of fic and art can make him behave.
Yours,
Original poster: lysa1
( New Promotion Picture... Lucius has rarely looked better! )
Original poster: ldybastet
Muggles, let me remind you of the
severus_lucius Romance Fest deadline. The 28th March. It is the Cruciatus if you are not in time. Even my secretaries are for once agreeing with me. I do not understand their protests. Using Unforgivables on Muggles is a perfectly decent pastime.
However, it seems as if certain former Potions masters are busy doing other things than urging their Muggles to work. Last time I looked into his publication,
severus_recs, he was accusing my son of pouting and being insolent and ungrateful. Now I want your opinion, my faithful minions. Is Draco really as bad as a certain Severus Snape accuses him of being? It is of course a bit hard to keep an eye on my son since I prefer my North Sea residence these days.
But my son is a Malfoy. Malfoys do not pout!
Yours,